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IF YOU HAVE NEVER DONE THIS
SEVEN YEARS, NOT ONCE A PROBLEM
About half the people training here have never had a fight and never will, and in seven years that has not once been a problem.
YOU CAN COME ONCE WITHOUT JOINING
THERE IS NO BAD WEEK TO WALK IN ON
NOBODY IS WATCHING YOU
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BOOK THE FREE CLASS
BOXING FUNDAMENTALS
Stance, the jab, and how to move without crossing your feet, run on the same six week loop so there is no bad Tuesday to start on. Nobody spars in this class and Mari will not ask you to.
Or call (512) 555 0148, or email hello@southpawatx.com.
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QUESTIONS
SIX QUESTIONS
I HAVE NEVER BOXED. WHICH CLASS DO I START IN?
Boxing Fundamentals, Tuesday or Thursday at 6:30 PM with Mari. It runs on a six week loop on purpose, so there is no bad week to walk in on. Do not start in the 7:30 Muay Thai Technical class; if you show up to that one Bank will politely point you at the other side of the room.
AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SPAR?
No. Sparring happens in exactly two places, Saturday at 11:00 AM and Friday Clinch Night, and both require you to ask a coach to add you. Marcus has been coming at six in the morning since 2021 and has never put on headgear once.
WHAT IS THE BUILDING ACTUALLY LIKE?
A concrete slab with fourteen bags, one twenty foot ring, and mats along the back wall. The A/C works but it loses in August, so we run four fans and roll the bay doors up from October through April. The lot holds about thirty cars, there is overflow behind the building, and please do not park at the taco trailer next door.